The Constitutional Monarchy of West Angola is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Karol with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.669 billion West Angolans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namibe. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient West Angolan economy, worth a remarkable 3,528 trillion African Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,313 African Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to King Karol's wardrobe, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, where there's smoke there's the West Angolan Forestry Department, and editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Angola's national animal is the Redmond's Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

West Angola is ranked 282,889^th in the world and 168^th in Africa for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,292.55 Standard Monetary Units.